Today the Ukraine Gestapo put Lukashenko on their wanted list. The media report that the SBU or the Ukraine’s Security Service issued an arrest warrant for the President of Belarussia Alexander Lukashenko on the wanted list (Belorussia is Belorus in modified Nazi newspeak).
This bizarre warrant is not the first one. On October 10, the Ukie Gestapo put the deputy chairman of the Russian Security Council and Russia’s former president, Dmitry Medvedev, on the Gestapo’s wanted list. And immediately after issuing the warrant for this Iphone aficionado, they’ve put a number of senior Russian officials on their wanted list.
All those individuals are accused of encroaching or threatening the territorial integrity and inviolability of the Ukraine (Article 110 of the Criminal Code of an artificial formation created by the Bolsheviks on the ancient Russian lands).
Among those on the wanted list are: Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu; Speaker of the State Duma Vyacheslav Volodin; Speaker of the Federation Council Valentina Matviyenko; Security Council Secretary Nikolai Patrushev; head of the Foreign Intelligence Service Sergei Naryshkin; head of the FSB Alexander Bortnikov; head of the National Guard Viktor Zolotov; Interior Minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev; and the former Minister of Communications Igor Shchegolev.
But today, the Ukies have once again trespassed the remnants of common sense, and issued a search warrant for Lukashenko.
What can you do? Wait until the Ukraine’s Gestapo puts up a decent award for the head of Lukashenko and then call them and tell them that the guy is hiding in Minsk.

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